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New age bullshit

Our conversations with other pilgrims have led to an awakening of pseudo-astral consciousness. Who are we? Where on the great myth will we be re-energized? We are at a crossroads of complexity and stagnation.

Eons from now, we dreamers will exist like never before as we are aligned by the cosmos. We are being called to explore the stratosphere itself as an interface between nature and complexity. We must learn how to lead infinite lives in the face of bondage.

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